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Magical Question Fun Time #23: Alex Carpenter

I have no idea why I haven’t shared these posts on my blog before, but it’s about time I do, right? And no better time to start than with one of my favorite guests, Alex Carpenter. She just won the Patty Kazmaier award as the best player in the NCAA, won a silver medal in Sochi, and has won the world championship twice(the second time was about a month ago).

She’s American, but we won’t hold that against her. She was super nice, super accommodating, and we laughed a lot. Check it out at Shnarped:


Ranking Music in 2014: #10-1.

It’s Part 2, and looking at this top 10, I feel like I really listened to and loved a lot of stuff that other writers didn’t. In what might’ve been the weakest year for music in the last decade, I suppose that’s to be expected. Hopefully this list will help you discover some gems you maybe hadn’t thought of as the Best of 2014, but will help ease the transition into what might be another phenomenal year of music in 2015. Enjoy.

10. Future Islands
Best Track: “Seasons(Waiting on You)”

I don’t even know what this record is, but I love the shit out of it. Sometimes you sit back and you think, “how did the band write these songs? Where did they come up with these ideas?” That’s not always a positive sign, but this is as strong of a collection of new-wave, indie pop whatevers in as long as I can remember and “Seasons” is the undisputed track of the year. The only reason I ranked this record is so low is it feels like it has the chance to be this year’s M83 record, where it sounds so great now and flames out spectacularly only a year or two down the road. (seriously, have you listened to that M83 record recently? Outside of “Midnight City”, I can’t remember a record that felt so vital upon its release feeling so stale so quickly.)

9. TV on the Radio
Best Track: “Trouble”

This is the first TVOTR album I have genuinely liked from start to finish, so it’s a bit strange to me that I liked it as much as I did, but here we are. I have liked individual songs from them in the past, but found their albums a bit too much to get through. With Seeds, they hit the chill button a little harder than they have previously, to what I feel is a great result. The album seems a lot more grounded into synths and electronic drums, giving the whole thing a chillwave type of vibe and finding constant rotation for me since its release.

8. Sharon van Etten
Are We There
Best Track: “Taking Chances”

This album is basically a giant kick in my emotions’ dick. It is rare that this type of confessional album is communicated with such honesty that it never feels cheesy, and Sharon van Etten somehow makes lines like “break my legs so I can’t run to you” feel empowering and not awful. The instrumentals should also not be without mention, as the album has a grungy-type feel that carries the weight of the tracks beautifully. It was an album I came to much later than its release date, and I’m glad I did.

7. Bry Webb
Free Will
Best Track: “Let’s Get Through Today”

I am an unapologetic lover of the Constantines, and Bry Webb’s voice is something I have turned to many times, in response to many different emotions. While this is not Webb’s first foray into solo territory, this collection feels just a little bit more vital than his 2011 debut, Provider. Webb’s voice is raspy and emotive with the Cons, but he finds another level in this hushed setting, finding a beautiful timbre that gives each of his words extra weight, particularly on album standouts “Fletcher” and “Let’s Get Through Today”, the latter about the birth of his son. Not shy about using acoustic and electric guitar, pedal steel, and drums to augment the sound, this was a record I turned to a lot during contemplative times this year, and is one I’m sure I’ll return to often, perhaps more than any other record released in 2014.

6. Majid Jordan
A Place Like This EP
Best Track: “A Place Like This”

From the complete opposite end of the Bry Webb/Sharon van Etten spectrum come Majid Jordan, frequent Drake collaborators(they provided the backing on last year’s song of the year, “Hold On We’re Going Home”) and a smooth-voiced pair of gentlemen(one named Majid and one Jordan) making delicious R&B music. After first being drawn in by the slinky “A Place Like This”, I was surprised at how effective these two were at creating R&B mood pieces, from the groovy “All I Do” to the slow jam “U”. While only 5 tracks deep, I listened to this EP a ton this year, blowing the cover off on many night-time drives. A full-length with a star-studded guest list would be one of my more anticipated releases in 2015.

5. Damien Jurado
Brothers and Sisters of the Eternal Son
Best Track: “Silver Donna”

Damien Jurado’s “Saint Bartlett” is one of my favorite albums of the last decade, and ever since he began collaborating with infamous producer Richard Swift, he can do no wrong in my eyes. This album is no exception, capping a trilogy of albums with Swift by combining the ideas of the first two to create what might be the strongest of the three. “Saint Bartlett” was Jurado easing into the new direction Swift wanted—additional instrumentation, a focus on fleshing out songs in a way Jurado hadn’t before—but was ultimately still pretty quiet. “Maraqopa” was Jurado taking those Swift-ian ideas to their end, slamming every song full of psych-rock freak outs, Latin drumming, and whatever else he could think of, ending with a good record that was a bit overstuffed. This album feels like the perfect, tempered combination of those first two records, using those sounds to augment each track near perfectly, with “Silver Donna” ranking up among the best and most fleshed-out songs Jurado has written. A stunning album.

4. Tokyo Police Club
Best Track: “Argentina”

Every year, there is an album that I’m just not that enamoured with at first. Maybe I enjoy it, but just not as much as I’d hoped, or maybe I straight up dislike it. By the end of the year, usually that “grower” album of the year tends to be one of my favorites, as I felt like perhaps I struggled a bit more to get it into my brain. This record was that for me this year.

With this record, it wasn’t that I disliked it, it just wasn’t what I expected. Having ADORED TPC’s “Champ”, I was surprised that rather than following the more electronic direction that album seemed to be taking, they went full pop instead. But it’s really, really good and I’m glad they did. “Argentina” is a bonafide track of the year candidate, with tremendous guitar work from Josh Hook propelling the 8 minutes of the song into a musical rarity: a song over 5 minutes that never gets boring. “Hot Tonight” is something you would imagine the band could’ve retired off the royalties from if they gave it to Carly Rae Jepsen, and the rest of the album is accomplished pop that firmly establishes the band among the upper echelon of Canadian indie.

3. You Blew It!
Keep Doing What You’re Doing
Best Track: “House Address”

Earlier in this list, I alluded to the fact that for whatever reason, 2014 seemed to be the year of the punk revival. And not Black Flag/Minor Threat-type punk, of which a revival seems to occur every two years or so. We’re talking the late 90s/early 00s punk, the Warped Tour set gaining a whole host of new bands inexplicably, 10 years after they were relevant. Bands like Joyce Manor, Chumped, and The Hotelier all made a name for themselves this year, but for my money, none were even close to the brilliance of You Blew It! I remember playing the record for a friend in the car, and his first reaction was, “they still make music like this? I like it, but it almost feels weird listening to it.” It has a timeless feel that can’t be described, and I probably listened to this record more than any other in 2015.

Tight drumming and the interplay of three guitars created a phenomenal back drop for Tanner Jones’ lyrics, which read simultaneously like burnout teenage confessionals(“If I had my way/I’d play video games with you every single fucking day”, “The only thing that stays the same/is the way I never change”) and kiss-offs(“You can always consider me a friend/just strictly in the past tense”, “For every good thing I could say about you/there’s a great reason why I refuse to”). If this were released in 2002, it would’ve been a standout in the genre due to the exceptional songwriting, but in 2014, it’s not only a standout, but a refreshing change of pace.

2. Elbow
The Take Off and Landing of Everything
Best Track: “My Sad Captains”

Elbow might very well be my favorite band, so this is possibly a slightly biased pick, but I don’t care. Their last album, build a rocket boys!, outside of the stunning “Lippy Kids”, may end up being Elbow’s weakest album as a band. I found it to be a collection of unfinished ideas, playing more like a Guy Garvey solo album than a fully formed Elbow record. Thankfully, they’ve returned to form here, combining their prog-rock sensibilities with their flair for sullen drama that no other band on the planet does better, save perhaps The National.

The album follows the pattern of all great Elbow records, a few rocking tracks(“Charge”, “Fly Boy Blue/Lunette”, the title track) nestling in beside the contemplative pieces(“My Sad Captains, “This Blue World”, “Real Life”) to create a phenomenal mix. It’s hard to believe that the band has been going this strong for almost 20 years, but here we are with yet another Elbow record that feels just as vital as their debut.

1. Wye Oak
Best Track: “Glory”

This is the second Wye Oak album to find the top of my list in a weaker musical year, as “Civilian” topped my list in 2011, and it’s hard to imagine a band changing more between two albums than Wye Oak did between Civilian and this record.

Wye Oak are a two-piece that work together to create a massive sound, with guitarist and lead singer Jenn Wasner being a standout in the genre. She combines a unique alto voice with tremendous guitar skills(girl can shred!) to give the band a unique sound in a crowded genre, and Civilian was one hell of a record. Then, with this effort, her and drummer Andy Stack threw that out the window, as Wasner decided she was bored with the guitar and picked up a bass and synthesizer instead. Somehow, it worked.

This album is proof that these two are better musicians than I might’ve originally thought, as it somehow sounds like a logical departure from their previous sound despite being so markedly different. From the plodding “The Tower” to the dance-y “Glory” to the gorgeous, must-listen-in-headphones layering of “I Know the Law”, each song sounds like a different idea, like the two felt somehow freed without the guitar and were willing to try a bunch of different sounds, song structures, and ideas to make it work. They virtually all work. It’s a wondrous piece of music that makes me excited for a future Wye Oak that exists in this realm, or a return to their guitar-based sound of albums past. It’s rare a band can so drastically shift their sound and be so successful, but Wye Oak have managed it here on what I think was 2014’s best record.

Ranking Music in 2014: #26-11.

Every year, I find myself coming up with a new way to review the music of the year, and this year, I thought I would catalogue each music purchase I made of an album this year, 26 in total. I thought it might be neat to see the range of things I decide to buy, and to display them all, instead of just picking 10 and readers not knowing where my head was at.

Now, keep in mind, I listened to a LOT more music than what I actually bought, so I think these 26 albums are all pretty solid. There were a few albums people seemed to universally adore that I didn’t, like War on Drugs or Sun Kil Moon, but for the most part, I think this list is pretty reflective of a year that was ultimately not that strong for music. Enjoy.

26. Cloud Nothings
Here and Nowhere Else
Best Track: “Psychic Trauma”

I loved their last album, and the live show that followed is still one of the concert highlights of my life. This album had none of the same impact on me. It felt less immediate, less important, and ultimately, just less. This is one of the few albums I bought this year that I straight up disliked.

25. Weezer
Everything Will Be Alright in the End
Best Track: “Go Away”

After reading enough reviews to convince me this was a return to form for Weezer, I bought this album and realized that Weezer are just never going to be what I want them to be. I’ve retreated back to my Blue and Pinkerton cave and will never come out again. At least it’s not terrible?

24. Tigers Jaw
Best Track: “Nervous Kids”

This was a great sunny afternoon album from a band who broke up immediately after they released this record. There are some jams that I am legitimately happy to hear on shuffle, but the record isn’t really memorable.

23. Charli XCX
Best Track: “Doing It”

I loved Charli XCX’s weirdo debut, True Romance, and I thought it gave a vision into where pop music was headed. I was proved correctly when a lot of 2014 pop music borrowed heavily from its dark/goth leanings(*cough*Taylorswift*cough*). Unfortunately, this takes a left turn directly onto the mainstream pop highway, a collection of largely forgettable songs bogged down by heavy-footed and dim-witted songwriting.

22. You Blew It!
You Blue It! EP
Best Track: “Only In Dreams”

It’s an EP of Blue Album Weezer covers from the band that released one of my favorite albums of the year. There’s very little not to like, it’s just hard to rank an EP of covers above much of the original content released this year.

21. Real Estate
Best Track: “Talking Backwards”

I love Real Estate when I’m in the mood for Real Estate. Sunny day, aimless drive, the clean guitar and airy vocals provide the best soundtrack to summer in the business. Unfortunately, summer is only two months of the year, and I find these tracks to miss the mark without the appropriate weather-related context.

20. Future
Best Track: “Move That Dope”(feat. Pusha T and Pharrell)

This album feels like the end of trap music. It’s not, of course, but thinking how little relevance it has at the end of the year as compared to its May release is telling. 5 years from now, this will simply be the record that brought us “Move That Dope”, “Benz Friends” and “Look Ahead”, and not much else.

19. D’Angelo and the Vanguard
The Black Messiah
Best Track: “Sugah Daddy”

I was never a D’Angelo fan before this record, but all of the rave reviews from everyone led me to pick it up. It is certainly an enjoyable listen, but I am definitely not this record’s target market. The jams are a little too jammy and the vocals a little too high register for me.

18. Lydia Ainsworth
Right From Real
Best Track: “Moonstone”

This goth-pop collection sounds a bit like Florence and the Machine run through a food processor. An arresting collection of “chopped and screwed” goth-pop, it really hits you when you’re in the mood for it, though, like Real Estate, it is very much mood music that demands your attention when it’s on.

17. From Indian Lakes
Absent Sounds
Best Track: “Sleeping Limbs”

This year saw quite a few throwbacks to the late 90s and early 00s alternative/punk sound, and this record wouldn’t sound out of place in that era at all. A catchy, drum-driven album full of solid melodies and hooks finds an audience with me, a man who wasn’t even sure he missed that era of music, but judging by a few releases on this list, certainly did.

16. The Districts
Best Track: “Funeral Beds”

There are conflicting reports as to when this EP was released, but I’m counting it as a 2014 album if for no other reason than I think the more people who hear the song, “Funeral Beds”, the better. It cribs a little heavily from the Tom Petty/Lynyrd Skynyrd country-rock sound, but for some reason that sound always feels a little bit like home, even if it’s coming from 4 young bros from Pennsylvania.

15. Field Mouse
Hold Still Life
Best Track: “Two Ships”

Probably the least well-known of any of the bands on this list, this small New York band captured my attention a few years ago with a very Beach House-esque EP. Fast forward to their first full-length, and the band is a bit less shoegaze-y than before, but still provides the goods. Lead singer Rachel Browning’s voice carries an album of very capable and well-crafted indie pop.

14. Run the Jewels
Run the Jewels 2
Best Track: “Oh My Darling Don’t Cry”

This album found its way to the top of MANY year-end lists, but I found it a bit too repetitive in both instrumental and lyrical content to really capture my attention the way it seemed too for other people. No question it has some tracks that are absolute hot fire, and the ethos of this band is tremendous(“Meow the Jewels” is one of the greatest things a band has ever done to endear itself to its fans), but it falls a bit short of the “classic” category for me.

13. Arkells
High Noon
Best Track: “I Never Thought That This Would Happen”

I’m pretty sure Arkells are this generation’s answer to Sloan. I mean, Sloan are still making music, but Arkells seem cut from the same cloth: poppy rock that SOUNDS Canadian, made by hard-working guys with hooks piled on top of hooks. This is the third straight album from the Arkells to follow the same air-tight blueprint, and that consistency is another hallmark of Sloan’s. Luckily, this album features their best-ever song, “I Never Thought That This Would Happen”, a sure-fire top 5 song of the year candidate, to further strengthen the band’s cause and tremendous live show.

12. White Lung
Deep Fantasy
Best Track: “In Your Home”

A punk band with a lead singer whose vocal range and knack for writing melodies calls to mind a young Courtney Love, White Lung continue to capture more and more ears despite their genre. Unbelievably strong songwriting makes the album a standout even if you aren’t a particularly huge fan of punk music, and something I put on any time I feel like I might need to punch a hole in a wall.

11. Taylor Swift
Best Track: “Style”

The best pop stars have always made their bank on taking what other, lesser artists have done, stamping it with their money, voice, and style, and making millions off of it. On what could be considered her first true “pop record”, Swift shamelessly rips off a half-dozen artists on her way to one hell of an album.

The influences range from blatantly obvious(“Style”(Daft Punk), “Shake It Off”(Fergie), and “Wildest Dreams”(Lorde)) to not-so-obvious-but-intelligent(Charli XCX’s “True Romance” is EVERYWHERE on this album, from the “Out of the Woods” chorus to the sway of “All You Had To Do Was Stay”) to the bizarre(did anyone think 2014 would be the year we would see a massive pop star crib the Neptunes’ beat to Clipse’s “Grindin’”?). And then there’s “I Wish You Would”, which sounds more like HAIM than actual HAIM songs. Through all of that, though, Swift still knows how to make a song stick in your ear, and the production is second-to-none. My shameless pop record love of 2014.

I’ll return tomorrow with albums #10-1. Thanks for reading!

John Cullen: Someone Else’s Special

My special is finally out for viewing, and I couldn’t be happier! I shot this back when I performed at the Vogue Theatre in March, and the feedback has been amazing!

My friend Linea did an amazing job editing, my friend Leigh wrote a damn catchy tune for the titles, and overall, I’m really pleased with it. I’ve released it for free on YouTube because I really wanted everyone who has never seen me do comedy to have a chance to see me. I hope you enjoy it, and thanks for watching. Love you all!


Cullen and a Curler Episode IX: Brad Jacobs.

I was lucky enough to catch the busiest man in curling, Brad Jacobs, on a day when he was in Vancouver appearing at the Vancouver Home Show.

The 2014 Olympic Gold Medal-winning skip couldn’t have been kinder, as he was incredibly gracious with his time, and was very gracious in sharing his hotel room’s chaise lounge as well. He is a super funny dude, and I especially enjoyed getting to talk about his team and the Olympics.

Well worth a watch, and a fantastic way to cap another successful season of Cullen and a Curler.

Tokyo Police Club – Argentina.

If I was a lighthouse, I would look out all over the place.
If I was an asshole, thank you for keeping a smile on your face.

Love the new album from my dudes in Tokyo Police Club. Fresh, new sound and great songwriting as per usual. This 8-minute suite is the standout.

So That Happened #2: I Played the Vogue Theatre.

Me. In front of 1200 people. Yep.

Me. In front of 1200 people. Yep.

I’ve been such a bad blogger, it’s been over a year since my last “So That Happened”, and that night, a drunk girl named Lulu danced on stage while I performed. This is quite a bit different.

On Saturday, March 8th, I was lucky enough to have the opportunity to play the Vogue Theatre, one of Vancouver’s premier venues, which holds about 1200 people. I was opening for my good friend and magician Wes Barker(, and it was easily one of the best experiences of my life.

Rewinding a bit, Wes asked me to play the show in November, in his usual, laid-back style. He sent me a Facebook message that read, “so we should probably talk about my Vogue show.” Of course, I had no idea he even HAD a Vogue show. We met up for dinner, discussed the show, and agreed right there to do the show together. I had met Wes back in the summer doing a comedy competition(Wes does a lot of stand-up as part of his act, and does non-magic stand-up shows as well), and we hit it off right away. I was not only excited to play the Vogue, but excited to work with him as well.

It was there he also informed me that he was going to record his set, and his film crew could do the same for me. I’ve tried to avoid having any of my material online because I didn’t want to have a conflict with my teaching job, but I figured this was a perfect opportunity. It would give me 4 months to carefully choose my material, and I think it’s a pretty bad-ass move to release no video for the first 3.5 years of my stand-up career, and then have the first thing I release be a professionally-shot show in a 1200-seat theatre. As bad-ass as I could ever get, anyway.

Heading into the show, a lot of people asked me if I was nervous, but truthfully, I only got nervous the day before. I generally relish any opportunity to be in front of a big crowd and I was also really excited to film my special. The day before, I had been feeling a bit under the weather so I took the Friday off of work just to relax, calm down, and prepare for the show. It ended up being the opposite of calm or relaxing. It was then I started to have those thoughts of, “oh man, what if my special goes terribly?” “What if this is a largely magic crowd and they don’t care for stand-up?”, etc.

Taking the stage at the Vogue.

Taking the stage at the Vogue.

My uncle is a professional comedian in Toronto who has been doing comedy at the highest levels on the biggest stages for 20 years, and I remember when I first started, he told me, “I never get nervous to fail. I know my material is good. I just get nervous about what the crowd will give me,” and this mantra couldn’t have held more true for me. I knew that my material was well-rehearsed, well-practiced, and solid. I was just worried the crowd may not be fully into me because they would be maybe a magic-heavy crowd, a lot of Wes’ friends who just wanted the show to get to Wes, or I don’t know, anything! Most comedians, when they tape a special, do two tapings, just to avoid that exact scenario. They can cut out a joke if there’s a heckler, or lean on one of the two shows if the crowd is more audible with their laughter. This was a one-shot deal, and I was nervous about it.

Luckily, none of that happened. I managed to calm down a bit Friday, and honestly, when I woke up Saturday, I felt refreshed and confident. It also helped that I had my good friend Jen there to take me for brunch, and the Whitecaps home opener to keep me distracted. A lot of people said to me, “you went to the Whitecaps game right before?”, and to me, it was an obvious thing to do. First, I’m a season ticket holder and massive fan, and this was the home opener. You don’t miss that. Second, sometimes the best thing for your mind is to keep it furthest from the task as long as you can. It was perfect.

This is what I was looking at. They were really nice.

This is what I was looking at. They were really nice.

Watching people filter into the Vogue is one of the most amazing and nerve-wracking experiences you can have, I think. Standing backstage and watching the seats fill up, thinking, “holy shit, these people are here to see me(well, Wes)”, and knowing it’s less than an hour until you perform, then less than half an hour, etc. is crazy. But it was pretty cool. I won’t say much about the show itself aside from the fact that it was the most fun I’ve ever had doing comedy. I was able to put together what was a largely clean set(I said “fuck” only once and had only the smallest amount of innuendo), did 25 minutes, and the crowd was amazing. They could not have been more supportive and it really felt like I could stay on that stage forever.

Wes had a great set himself, and it was overall, one of the best nights of my young comedy career. I thought there was only one thing that could make my night better, and that was a burger from one of my favorite burger joints, Harvey’s. Luckily, the only one in the Lower Mainland is three doors down from the Vogue. And crush that bacon cheeseburger I did.



There are so many people to thank, but most of all, I just want to thank Wes for the opportunity, and all of my friends and family for their support.

I want to give special mention to my comedy family as well. Comedy is such an interesting thing to do, because while most comedians are friends with each other(and in some cases, they can be your best friends), there is still always a slight sense of competition any time you do anything. You’re competing for some of the bigger carrots–tours, theatre shows, big opening gigs for touring pro comics, festival slots, winning competitions, etc., and so sometimes, that competitive instinct takes over and you’re not always as nice to everyone as you could be(myself included).**

**–don’t get me wrong, there are a few people in this business who are genuinely the best people and want the best for everyone at all times. So if you’re reading this and think you’re one of those people and I was being an asshole before, know that you probably are one of those people and I love you.

However, I was overwhelmed at the number of messages I got that day from comedians from not only Vancouver, but across Canada as well. It was truly amazing to get messages from comics I have looked up to since before I was even in the business wishing me well on my special, and I was humbled at the support.

So thanks to everyone for that. You warmed my heart that day, and it was quite a special day, indeed.

PS–I haven’t quite decided what to do with the tape yet in terms of what platform I will be releasing it on, but I do know a few things:

1) It will be called “John Cullen: Someone Else’s Special”
2) It will be released some time in late May/early June
3) I will be having a release event featuring the premiere of the special and special performances from some of my favorite comics in the city–date, venue, and time TBA

So stay tuned!